Lawyer Brags About The 'Obvious' Downloading Patent He Forced Apple To Buy

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Another day, another ridiculous patent situation. Back in the summer of 2005, Apple was sued for the iTunes interface. Apparently, some guy had patented a “Computer control system and user interface for media playing devices,” and accused Apple of “stealing” the idea. Earlier this year, Apple settled the case, realizing it was cheaper to just pay up than bother fighting it (which is why patent trolling often works). Now, jeff gladnick points us to a press release from the lawyer who wrote the patent and sued Apple bragging about both the patent and the settlement — and basically pointing out that the patent had nothing to do with the actual invention.

Apparently, the settlement wasn’t just a licensing deal. They sold the actual patent to Apple, and the lawyer believes that Apple can now use it to sue everyone else, claiming it’s a “billion dollar patent.” Of course, there’s no evidence that Apple actually plans to use the patent against anyone else at this point. He also goes on to brag about how brilliant he was in the way he wrote up the patent, noting that it was really just supposed to be for a computerized system to let someone select a genre of songs to play on an electronic piano, but he was smart enough to write the patent to be so ridiculously broad that it eventually covered all sorts of music and movie downloading. In fact, he carelessly tosses out the word “obvious” to explain how he took the concept of music downloading for the patent and “realized that downloading movies was an obvious variation.” That’s a pretty poor choice of words on the part of a patent lawyer who should realize that obvious ideas aren’t patentable — especially if they’re obvious to the lawyer, rather than the inventor who is actually the “skilled practitioner.” In the meantime, though, the patent is apparently no longer in the hands of this guy, and hopefully Apple recognizes the wisdom of just sitting on it — but it’s another victory for a patent holder who did nothing related to the innovation at hand, but forced the actual innovator to pay up. These stories are all about taking money away from the companies that actually innovate, and giving it to lawyers who can stretch a patent to cover a ridiculously broad range of technologies. It’s not clear how that helps “To promote the progress of science and useful arts.”


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Mike Brown (user link) says:

Not obvious...

realized that downloading movies was an obvious variation.” That’s a pretty poor choice of words on the part of a patent lawyer who should realize that obvious ideas aren’t patentable

You’ve missed the point here – he said that he had realized something was an obvious variation on the inventor’s invention , not that the invention itself was obvious. Therefore the variation is not independently patentable as a separate invention – but that says nothing about the patentability of the underlying invention.

especially if they’re obvious to the lawyer, rather than the inventor who is actually the “skilled practitioner.”

If a variation on the invention is suggested by the lawyer in the course of preparing a patent application, the variations are often obvious – if it were not so, I would find myself in competition with my clients as to who the inventor is. It’s not an unusual situation, and I’ve made many such suggestions. I think what the lawyer here was saying is that his client invented a system for organizing content by genre, which is (presumably) novel, and in preparing the application the lawyer said, “wouldn’t this work for movies?”

In fact, there was a recent court case which held that patent attorneys are never to be considered inventors when they suggest variations to a client, for just that reason.

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