No, David Bowie Is Not Responsible For The Financial Crisis

from the ziggy-stardust-and-the-spiders-from-wall-street dept

We’ve talked in the past about some of the many rather innovative efforts by David Bowie to come up with new business models. He’s been a huge pioneer in embracing what new technologies allow — and also new markets and financial opportunities. Of course, most famously, many years ago he “securitized” himself with Bowie Bonds, that allowed him to cash out quickly, while letting others buy into his future earnings. It was actually quite a creatively done idea. But now, ChurchHatesTucker points us to an article by Evan Davis suggesting that David Bowie and his Bowie bonds are at the heart of the financial crisis. This is — let’s just say it — flat out ridiculous. Financial engineering and all sorts of derivatives were already coming into fashion, and in the unlikely event that Bowie’s setup inspired others to securitize mortgages, you can pretty much guarantee that someone else would have come up with the same idea before too long, anyway. Taking a future cash flow and turning it into a security isn’t an inherently bad idea, either. It has many good and useful attributes. The problem wasn’t securitizing the debt, but using that process (and further engineering) to hide the underlying assets and the true risk associated with the offering. That was not David Bowie’s fault by a long shot. It’s really too bad that an “economics editor” would confuse the basic concept of securitizing future cash flows with abusing that process to hide actual risk. And dragging David Bowie and his innovations down along with such a confusion doesn’t help anyone.

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Anonymous Coward says:

He says: “So the banks started doing what Bowie had done – in a big way.” – not that they started doing it because he had.

The article is very clearly a light hearted attempt at explaining how the system works, Bowie merely being an introduction to the topic.

It would appear you are the one causing the “Overhype” Mr Masnick.

NullOp says:

Crash!

The crash was due to greed and lack of understanding of mathematics. The greed came from over zealous managers wanting to nail the big bucks for themselves and their companies. The lack of understanding math led them to fail to realize the shortcomings of a certain equation. But mostly it was greed. David Bowie doesn’t enter into the picture.

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